Sick 1

Transcript: Ono: In my lifetime, I have defeated many powerful creatures. But there comes a time in a man's life when he must face a foe he cannot defeat and accept his mortality. Helga: You barely have a fever! Ono: It's a ninja…

Samson’s Early Life

Abbreviated version of Judges 13-15 with a lot of personal commentary. One day, an angel visited an Israelite family and told them they would have a baby who would deliver Israel from its enemies, the Philistines. The angel instructed…

Snow

Transcript: Helga: It snowed last night! It's beautiful. Ono: Don't let the beauty fool you. It's dangerous outside. Ono: I'll build the fort. Make giant snowballs for the catapults. Helga: Wouldn't you rather make a snowman?…

Jonah’s Bad Vacation

A brief summary and personal commentary on Jonah chapter 1. The prophet Jonah was strutting along one day, just chillin, when God said to him, “Jonah, go to Nineveh and preach against it, they have gone crazy wicked.” Nineveh was in…

Merry Christmas 2017

Transcript: Claus: I hate the food the reindeer eat! Their farts are so smelly! And those Elves! They're so very noisy all of the time! Claus: I've talked for three hours non-stop! Thanks for listening to me. I'll be on my way. Merry…

Start of the Blame Game: Genesis 1-3

Abbreviated version of Genesis 1-3 with a lot of personal commentary. In the beginning, there was not much to do. There wasn’t any music to dance to, no commercials telling you what you can buy to make your teeth whiter, or any reality…