Snow

Transcript: Helga: It snowed last night! It's beautiful. Ono: Don't let the beauty fool you. It's dangerous outside. Ono: I'll build the fort. Make giant snowballs for the catapults. Helga: Wouldn't you rather make a snowman?…

Jonah’s Bad Vacation

A brief summary and personal commentary on Jonah chapter 1. The prophet Jonah was strutting along one day, just chillin, when God said to him, “Jonah, go to Nineveh and preach against it, they have gone crazy wicked.” Nineveh was in…

Merry Christmas 2017

Transcript: Claus: I hate the food the reindeer eat! Their farts are so smelly! And those Elves! They're so very noisy all of the time! Claus: I've talked for three hours non-stop! Thanks for listening to me. I'll be on my way. Merry…

Start of the Blame Game: Genesis 1-3

Abbreviated version of Genesis 1-3 with a lot of personal commentary. In the beginning, there was not much to do. There wasn’t any music to dance to, no commercials telling you what you can buy to make your teeth whiter, or any reality…

New Tradition

Transcript: Pete: Turkey, it's Thanksgiving time, so give yourself up. Turkey: If you get any closer, I'll fire one of these cannons at you, the other at your dog! Pete: New Thanksgiving tradition, Thanksgiving tofu. Ono: Hmm...…

Cougars

Recently, I visited a national park to go hiking. The park had cougars roaming around freely within it. According to the park’s information center, cougars go by several other names, like panthers, pumas, American lions, mountain lions,…