Helga: It snowed last night! It's beautiful.
Ono: Don't let the beauty fool you. It's dangerous outside.
Ono: I'll build the fort. Make giant snowballs for the catapults.
Helga: Wouldn't you rather make a snowman?…
Claus: I hate the food the reindeer eat! Their farts are so smelly! And those Elves! They're so very noisy all of the time!
Claus: I've talked for three hours non-stop! Thanks for listening to me. I'll be on my way. Merry…
Pete: Turkey, it's Thanksgiving time, so give yourself up.
Turkey: If you get any closer, I'll fire one of these cannons at you, the other at your dog!
Pete: New Thanksgiving tradition, Thanksgiving tofu.
Pete: Why are you wearing a tan uniform?
Ono: (dressed in a tan uniform) I'm doing reconnaissance in a desert.
Ono: (dressed in a camouflage outfit) I'm doing reconnaissance in a field.
Ono: Look a rainbow!
Pete: Let's find t' end o' it 'n get t' pot o' gold!
Pete: Where be t' gold?
Down on his luck Leprechaun sitting next to a "Will dance a jog for food" sign: Due to the present economic…
Fish #1: You dare trespass upon the water of the fighting fish?
Ono: I'm just out for a swim.
Fish #1: We shall spit in your face!
Fish #2: Slap you with our fins!
Fish # 3: Bite you with our tiny teeth!…