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Merry Christmas 2017
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Claus: I hate the food the reindeer eat! Their farts are so smelly! And those Elves! They're so very noisy all of the time!
Claus: I've talked for three hours non-stop! Thanks for listening to me. I'll be on my way. Merry…
New Tradition
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Pete: Turkey, it's Thanksgiving time, so give yourself up.
Turkey: If you get any closer, I'll fire one of these cannons at you, the other at your dog!
Pete: New Thanksgiving tradition, Thanksgiving tofu.
Ono: Hmm...…
Fighting Fish
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Fish #1: You dare trespass upon the water of the fighting fish?
Ono: I'm just out for a swim.
Fish #1: We shall spit in your face!
Fish #2: Slap you with our fins!
Fish # 3: Bite you with our tiny teeth!…
Introductions
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Pete: My name be Pete. This be Kade t' neighbor.
Ono: I'm Ono. May I see the room?
Pete: This be t' place.
Ono: Very nice. It'll do.
Pete: Where did he go?
Ono: I am ninja!
Enter the Ninja
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Ono: I'm here about the ad for a room.
Pete: I ain't rentin' a room t' a ninja.
Ono: I can pay rent in gold, three months in advance.
Pete: I be open-minded. Welcome aboard.